Author Archives: Andy Heard

“You must help me doctor. It’s driving me crazy.” “And you say the problem is only with this one word – Art?” “Yes. Just….that word. Everything else is fine. Only that word.” “Art?” “Yes, …that word.” “You’re frightened to say … Continue reading →

Alright, alright stop ringing the bell. I’m coming. Who are you? Andy. Andy who? Not who, Heard. Andy Heard. From Deal. That’s in Kent. I know where it is. Anyway, you can’t. Can’t what? Come in. Why not? We’re shut. … Continue reading →

It is not generally known that Instructions and recommendations for the use of Viagra vary from region to region in the UK. Here are a few of the geographical suggestions for obtaining the best results from the product. Mayfair. (London) … Continue reading →

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Acting Up I have always been an actor. Well, for all of my adult life that is. I left school at fourteen – that was the norm in those days, one had to help out the family and bring in … Continue reading →

The Waiting Room Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, It was a constant. An ever present noise throughout the house. And it is not a small house. By no means a stately home but, big. It is detached and in … Continue reading →

I went to see Dover Football club play the other week …they weren’t very good. Not really. What was wrong? Well, firstly they turned up. That was a bad move. A very bad start. Also, I don’t think there were … Continue reading →

Well I want to write something. I need to practise. But what? What shall it be? Perhaps I should just look in front of me. For some inspiration. I’m sitting here. In the sun. By a pool. No sounds to … Continue reading →

The Queen has publicly called on Commonwealth governments to name Prince Charles as her successor to head the organisation, as she opened what could be her last summit in charge …….. The Scotsman, April 2018   “But Mummy are you … Continue reading →