Author Archives: Andy Heard
POTUS
Well, Trump has done it. POTUS. Against all odds. Against all predictions. It proves that the American Political Establishment, as well as the hapless and hopeless pollsters, are as out of touch with their populace as the Brit equivalents … Continue reading
Poo Paper
I was told I would need to take some items to Cuba to make the holiday more enjoyable. Certain things are, apparently, difficult to get. Coffee, of the instant variety, for example. Tea bags, Shower gel, toothpaste and….toilet rolls! Cuban … Continue reading
On my way to Cuba
Well, here I am in sunny Manchester, gateway to the sun I am told. Actually I am in Manchester airport waiting for my flight to Cuba. Manchester is cold, big, wet and busy. My couple of days in a Premier … Continue reading
The Flight
I have 2015 kilometres to go. The on board computer on the screen in front of me just told me so. It also tells me we are over Trabzon. Yeah, I know, I think we’re lost too! But the pilot … Continue reading
Gatwick Airport
Gatwick Airport I queued up in W.H.Smiths. Honestly, I did. I hate W.H.Smiths. ‘Cos they make you queue. I have never been in a W.H Smiths and not queued. I hate W.H.Smiths with a passion. They make you queue just … Continue reading
Off Again
Well here I am travelling again. Only a fortnight after coming back from Thailand I am off to Abu Dhabi via Dubai. Gatwick is awkward to get to. At least from Deal it is. Its either a car ride up … Continue reading
Silence !
It’s 5,30 in the morning. I can’t sleep. They read my blog. The pigeons, they read my blog. Must do. Since I had my rant….nothing. Not a sound. That’s why I’m awake early, Too quiet. Far too quiet. Spookily quiet. … Continue reading
Mother Nature and early mornings.
F****** pigeons! I hate ’em. Honestly, I do. They are evil little f****** that have woken me every morning since I’ve returned. What sort of God invented f****** pigeons. They sit on my window cill and f****** coo. But it’s … Continue reading
Back Home
Well I’m back! What do I think was the best of my holiday to Thailand? Well, no disputing it was seeing the family really enjoying themselves. Especially Ava and Hattie in the pool. James and Kirsty seemed so relaxed as … Continue reading