Category Archives: Lanzarote
Deal Bear
Hi, Deal Bear here. I was given a typical Canarian Christmas Eve meal on, surprisingly, Christmas Eve. I and the dumb human idiot that takes me everywhere, were invited to Tias up in the Lanzarote mountain above Puert del Carmen. … Continue reading
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Too much TV
I am watching far more tv than I should. I usually only watch the football on Sky Go which is a “stolen” service from Margo and Julie my generous neighbours. But this trip I have watched films, documentaries, and got … Continue reading
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Back In Lanzarote.
Still the illness I got in Abu Dhabi forced me, once feeling a little improved, to traipse off to Lanzarote to recoup in the sun. And that is what I am doing now – recouping. I am putting my heart … Continue reading
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More from Lanza
I haven’t done too much with Bear these past few days – not since some Spanish guy threatened to punch his lights out when Bear grabbed his girlfriends left boob with both paws. He drags me into everything, Because I … Continue reading
SHOCK NEWS
SHOCK NEWS The security around Deal Bear has today been raised to Code Red – the highest alert – after a plot to kidnap him was discovered. Three International criminals, based in Ireland and the Budda Bar in Lanzarote, were … Continue reading
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Lanzarote break
Hello all ! I am here sunning myself. Yes I know ….again! It’s extremely windy. Lanzarote is always breezy but this wind is exceptional. Still the sun is shining and I am topping up the tan well. It was all … Continue reading
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