Category Archives: Heard on my Travels
Deal Bear
Hi, Deal Bear here. I was given a typical Canarian Christmas Eve meal on, surprisingly, Christmas Eve. I and the dumb human idiot that takes me everywhere, were invited to Tias up in the Lanzarote mountain above Puert del Carmen. … Continue reading
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Too much TV
I am watching far more tv than I should. I usually only watch the football on Sky Go which is a “stolen” service from Margo and Julie my generous neighbours. But this trip I have watched films, documentaries, and got … Continue reading
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Back In Lanzarote.
Still the illness I got in Abu Dhabi forced me, once feeling a little improved, to traipse off to Lanzarote to recoup in the sun. And that is what I am doing now – recouping. I am putting my heart … Continue reading
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Dreamland Water Park & Sheikh Peterson
Our visit to the Dreamland Water Park meant we stayed a couple of nights in a motel. Although we think the air con caused our illnesses, it was still a great idea and it was thoroughly enjoyable. I shared a … Continue reading
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More from Lanza
I haven’t done too much with Bear these past few days – not since some Spanish guy threatened to punch his lights out when Bear grabbed his girlfriends left boob with both paws. He drags me into everything, Because I … Continue reading
SHOCK NEWS
SHOCK NEWS The security around Deal Bear has today been raised to Code Red – the highest alert – after a plot to kidnap him was discovered. Three International criminals, based in Ireland and the Budda Bar in Lanzarote, were … Continue reading
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Lanzarote break
Hello all ! I am here sunning myself. Yes I know ….again! It’s extremely windy. Lanzarote is always breezy but this wind is exceptional. Still the sun is shining and I am topping up the tan well. It was all … Continue reading
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Each April I go on the Three Willows Golf Society tour.
Usually to somewhere sunny. Away for five days. This year it was Mallorca. As golfers go – I am shit. And that is being complimentary. Very complimentary. I never play between these yearly trips. My golf clubs are rusty. It … Continue reading
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Abu Dhabi
Well here I am in the UAE. It is just wonderful to see the kids so happy in their new home. Superb. !!!! And they really are all happy. But more of them later in the week. First, of course, … Continue reading
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Man Friday
Well it’s our last night. A shame. We’ve had a few tears and renting of clothes, but that was two Italian women fighting over a waiter. Jobelson fell to his knees in front of me, clutched my trouser leg and … Continue reading
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